I think it’s time to say what everyone has been thinking. Hard Seltzers suck! I’m sorry for you lying asses out there who ruined your hot girl summer because of this, but who truly enjoys hard seltzers anyways? There’s no real flavor, the carbonation only makes you burp (not cute) and you probably need to add some type of liquid to make it tasty, let’s be honest.
Don’t get me wrong, I once tried to get on the hard seltzer bandwagon. I really did try to be a cool kid, but being cool isn’t worth the flavorless buzz you’ll get with a hard seltzer. I get it, it’s a quick buzz but I’d like to think as an adult, you get to enjoy your drinks, so why are we putting ourselves through this misery?
I’ve tried plenty of hard seltzers: Cape Line, High Noon, Truly and even White Claw. None seemed to cut it. I’m not quite sure when this rise of hard seltzers happened but I think it’s time it ended.
If you’re a fan of hard seltzers I really want to know why and how? Don’t you miss the sweet taste of cocktails? The beauty that it is to get drunk at a bar with a nice shaken cocktail rather than this college-like drink that most frats have in their house?
I might be a little tough on these drinks but it’s because if I wanted to get a buzz off a flavorless, watered down and carbonated drink, I’d stick to beer.
What alcoholic beverage do you hate?
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They’re definitely for your wild nights when your trying to get turnt on the cheap and they’re so easy to drink! Also I know people who diet love them because they have small amounts of calories and low in sugar but I’m not about that life lol!
They’re definitely for your wild nights when your trying to get turnt on the cheap and they’re so easy to drink! Also I know people who diet love them because they have small amounts of calories and low in sugar but I’m not about that life lol!!
Fizzy, stale beer taste? Really? That’s what you like… Tried them all.. They Suck………… Please give me a good drink or I quit!!!!
The only reason to buy this garbage is stores don’t carry what you actually want when you go but they’re borderline disgusting to be honest. Bud Light Platinum Berry Flavored is similarly disgusting. The plain Platinum is o.k. because it doesn’t taste like much.
I like them myself .Im not a beer person and i have to watch my carbs and sugar so the seltzers are just fine with me.
I like them just fine.Im not a beer drinker and i have to watch my carbs and sugar so the seltzers are fine for me.The smirnoff spiked seltzer blackberry flavor is awesome.I just had one and i am really buzzed .Have been all day. So thats why i like the seltzers.I cant be drunk coz i have responsibilties.