Piece of the Week: Satisfyer Pro 2

DISCLAIMER: This post is sponsored by Adam & Eve but all content, written and published, is of Lipstick and Vodka.


Men. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them… or so I thought. On my recent trip to Adam & Eve, which is a store for adult toys and novelties, I was given some goodies to test out and experience ? The most recent one on my list of *ahem* research was the Satisfyer Pro 2

Okay let’s get one thing straight, I’m a total newb when it comes to adult toys. I can talk about sex and dating on the podcast but in reality, ya girl has been a single pringle for 3 years now??  I’m totally honest with my Borrachxs because if I’m not why tf are we here, amirite? I’ve spoken about not being able to finish with a partner when it comes to sex and ever since my confession, my friends have been giving me advice on how to properly orgasm ? ~embarrassing~ but thank you.

When I was finally able to admit that I was defective — totally kidding, struggling with reaching climax is totally normal and many women struggle with this — I began to look for ways to finally satisfy myself. This product was one I was a little nervous about because it looks like that thing that vacuums the gunk out your pores but it wasn’t! Yay! I was nervous it was going to rip my clit right off because what it does is imitates oral sex on your clitoris.

So let’s talk about why it’s Piece of the Week ?

  1. I’m a big fan of oral so if I could find a toy that would give me the same results without the man, then I’m all in!
  2. It has a variety of vibrating speeds which is great for a beginner like me or a pro who has many toys.
  3. It was better than anything I had ever used aka my right hand.
  4. It’s rechargeable so when you’ve worn it out you can just connect it to its charger and continue with the fun!

I’ve always been curious about adult toys but I had never gotten the courage to get one because it’s something that most people are afraid to talk about so I didn’t have any knowledge on what I was looking for but I must say I was not disappointed.



So let’s be honest Borrachxs, what fun things have you tried? ?

-Adios Borrachxs! ?

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