Piece of the Week: Troy

It’s Wasted Wednesday and we’re getting drunk on Troy 😏

To give all our female viewers a little eye candy, we had to bring you some nice men to look at.

Troy is a recent graduate from the University of Texas Rio Grande Valley with a Bachelors of Science in Chemistry and a minor in Philosophy (can we say “smarty pants!”) Who doesn’t want a hot smart man in their lives? Trick question. We know you do.

He’ll be leaving the United States in a few weeks to conduct research in China, so ladies, get him while you can! 😉

Q: WHAT’S SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU?

A: I won’t make it dick related, I’m not going to brag about myself on your blog. That’s terrible *laughs* what most people don’t know about me is that I’m a gentle lover.

 

Q: IF A GIRL WANTED TO GET YOU A DRINK, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A: Any beer really. My favorite is Ballast Point, it’s a beer in California.

Q: SINGLE, TAKEN OR IT’S COMPLICATED?

A: I’m single. I complicate things *laughs*

Q: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER?

A: She needs to be able to carry a conversation, is independent. I don’t want someone who becomes co-dependent. I don’t like that. I essentially need my space, a healthy amount of space. Not go days on end without talking but understand that there are boundaries.

Q: ARE YOU CURRENTLY LOOKING?

A: That’s a tough one because I leave to China in three weeks so I’m only looking for something physical, EXCLUSIVELY PHYSICAL, in Texas 😉  *laughs*

Q: WHAT’S YOUR WORST BREAKUP EXPERIENCE?

A: I’ve only had one bad break up, like to this day, it’s been more than a year and this girl still hates me. I don’t know why she hates me. I thought it was a pretty solid amicable breakup but she legit still doesn’t like me.

Q: ANY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND STORIES?

A: They’re not super crazy but once, when I started getting busier with things that were important to me, like school and lab, she wanted more and more time from me. It got to a point where she was, not stalking me, but very aware of where I was. She was using social media to essentially track me.

Q: WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST REGRET?

A: This is heavy *laughs nervously* My only regrets come in my love life. When women come into my life is when the regrets come. This is personal *nervous laugh* It’s going to sound weird but I feel like I should have tried harder with this girl I was talking to last summer but I didn’t even bother to be in a relationship after I left.

Q: LET’S END IT LIGHTLY. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SEX POSITION?

A: That’s tough because I’ve had some solid doggy but I’ve had some solid missionary tambien so… probably cowgirl.

 

 

There’s your piece of the week ladies 😉👅

Adios borrachas! 💋

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