It’s Wasted Wednesday and we’re getting drunk on Troy 😏
To give all our female viewers a little eye candy, we had to bring you some nice men to look at.
Troy is a recent graduate from the University of Texas Rio Grande Valley with a Bachelors of Science in Chemistry and a minor in Philosophy (can we say “smarty pants!”) Who doesn’t want a hot smart man in their lives? Trick question. We know you do.
He’ll be leaving the United States in a few weeks to conduct research in China, so ladies, get him while you can! 😉
A: I won’t make it dick related, I’m not going to brag about myself on your blog. That’s terrible *laughs* what most people don’t know about me is that I’m a gentle lover.
Q: IF A GIRL WANTED TO GET YOU A DRINK, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A: Any beer really. My favorite is Ballast Point, it’s a beer in California.
Q: SINGLE, TAKEN OR IT’S COMPLICATED?
A: I’m single. I complicate things *laughs*
Q: WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PARTNER?
A: She needs to be able to carry a conversation, is independent. I don’t want someone who becomes co-dependent. I don’t like that. I essentially need my space, a healthy amount of space. Not go days on end without talking but understand that there are boundaries.
Q: ARE YOU CURRENTLY LOOKING?
A: That’s a tough one because I leave to China in three weeks so I’m only looking for something physical, EXCLUSIVELY PHYSICAL, in Texas 😉 *laughs*
Q: WHAT’S YOUR WORST BREAKUP EXPERIENCE?
A: I’ve only had one bad break up, like to this day, it’s been more than a year and this girl still hates me. I don’t know why she hates me. I thought it was a pretty solid amicable breakup but she legit still doesn’t like me.
Q: ANY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND STORIES?
A: They’re not super crazy but once, when I started getting busier with things that were important to me, like school and lab, she wanted more and more time from me. It got to a point where she was, not stalking me, but very aware of where I was. She was using social media to essentially track me.
Q: WHAT’S YOUR BIGGEST REGRET?
A: This is heavy *laughs nervously* My only regrets come in my love life. When women come into my life is when the regrets come. This is personal *nervous laugh* It’s going to sound weird but I feel like I should have tried harder with this girl I was talking to last summer but I didn’t even bother to be in a relationship after I left.
A: That’s tough because I’ve had some solid doggy but I’ve had some solid missionary tambien so… probably cowgirl.
There’s your piece of the week ladies 😉👅
Adios borrachas! 💋
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